(:(:():()()()). AO River. NSFW. UVA. Peril Deity. RatBoy Genius.

Siri…… cancel my three o’clock and access sexy_boob.exe

(Source: goatcorporation, via keyitems)

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Posted
1 hour ago

rodack:

the brony guardian is never gonna fucking roleplay again * Drops to my knees, pounds the ground so hard it shifts a tectonic plate and causes a severe Earthquake. * Damn. * Gets arrested and is interrogated by local authorities for 6 hours. *

(via funkmeisterfish)

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Posted
2 hours ago

666bird:

crappy
woter
full of
fucking
been

(Source: deathclaw, via kimkardahshian)

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Posted
2 hours ago

urserlicious:

OH NOOOOOOOOOO

(via funkmeisterfish)

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Posted
3 hours ago
trashclown420:

Mom: Why did you spend $500 on roman busts???Me: – リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー

trashclown420:

Mom: Why did you spend $500 on roman busts???

Me: – リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー

(Source: computer-gaze, via bjjork)

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Posted
3 hours ago
givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

givemeinternet:

Was this a joke or is someone getting fired?

(via alcoholicstepfather)

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Posted
3 hours ago

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via lordcrump-vongrapple)

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Posted
3 hours ago
aggravatedtranscription:

monobeartheater:

micdotcom:

Astronauts just found life in space, we kid you not

Russian cosmonauts have discovered something remarkable clinging to the outside of the International Space Station: living organisms.
“Results of the experiment are absolutely unique" | Follow micdotcom


yooooOOOOOOY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE WE GO THERE IT IS HERE WE GOOOO IT ALL BEGINS HERE ITS HERE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEGINNING BRING ON MY MASS EFFECT FUTURE

OH YES

aggravatedtranscription:

monobeartheater:

micdotcom:

Astronauts just found life in space, we kid you not

Russian cosmonauts have discovered something remarkable clinging to the outside of the International Space Station: living organisms.

Results of the experiment are absolutely unique" | Follow micdotcom

yooooOOOOOOY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HERE WE GO THERE IT IS HERE WE GOOOO IT ALL BEGINS HERE ITS HERE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE BEGINNING BRING ON MY MASS EFFECT FUTURE

OH YES

(via lordcrump-vongrapple)

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Posted
3 hours ago

pizzatopper:

drunktrophywife:

I don’t like this

No joke, this is the softest frickin stuff ever. You may think you dont need it..but you definitely do

(Source: teknolojimanya, via seqkoya)

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Posted
3 hours ago

airoe:

can you imagine if tumblr was around when shrek was released?

Shrek scenery - Duloc
Fiona + Sadness
Favorite character: Donkey

(via tysplosion)

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Posted
3 hours ago
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